"War on Christians"? Gimme a break.

Yeah, I know. This country hates Christians. Especially evangelical Christians. So much that if guys like James Dobson or Pat Robertson call up the White House, they may actually be forced to talk with George W. Bush - which must be hard for even their small minds to take.

It gets even worse. Did you know they're actually forced to live in a country - ours, shockingly enough - where not everybody is a Christian, some people don't even like Christianity, and millions of people fail to live up to their high moral standards?

"We are after all a society that abides abortion on demand, that has killed millions of innocent children, that degrades the institution of marriage and often treats Christianity like some second-rate superstition. Seen from this perspective, of course there is a war on Christianity," he said.

How do they endure this? God only knows.